Holmes Reservoir

Ain’t no way this place exists in real life, but bruzz, I gotta admit—it was lowkey fire. I pulled up to the Home of the Sigma Reservoir, expecting a peaceful nature spot, but what I got instead was a certified zesty ahh experience. First thing I noticed? The parking lot was built like Ohio. Cars parked at 90-degree angles, some dude was getting a low taper fade knee surgery next to a sturdy virus-infected NPC, and some chill guy was standing in the middle of it all, hitting a lightskin stare. I was about to turn around, but then I heard someone mutter, “The Rizzler of Oz awaits.” At that moment, I knew I had to stay. Walking toward the reservoir, I saw a group of Sigma males meditating in babygirl stance. Some dude in a villain arc hoodie turned to me and whispered, “We do not care,” then disappeared into the woods. Egregious behavior, but kinda iconic. 💀 Now, let’s talk about the actual Sigma Reservoir. Instead of normal water, it was full of Skibidi Toilets doing the sturdy on the waves. 💀💀💀 I was about to call it quits when I noticed a zesty ahh NPC doing a majestic backflip into the water while yelling ‘Hawk tuah!’ Bro had maxed-out agility stats. GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY. Bathrooms? Absolutely cooked. The Grimace Shake stains on the mirror told stories of past battles. Some dude in a Discord mod stance was whispering "skibidi rizz" to himself, completely unbothered. Honestly, respect. Overall, this place is beyond comprehension but somehow kinda bussin. Would I recommend it? Yes, but only if you’re built for the experience. 4 stars because it’s a once-in-a-lifetime zesty adventure, but I did almost lose my plot armor.

Tricky to get into, but my 4 year old and I managed with arms full of fishing gear and camping chairs. Gorgeous place, although we did not catch a thing.

Great place for early morning romance and privacy while fishing