Tall Pines Golf Course

This is the worst golf course I've ever played. $55 plus tax to play a course that hasn't been mowed in over a month. If that's not bad enough, every green is burnt up and nothing but sand. They claim that the rain has caused them to not be able to mow, but yet every green is burnt up. Literally not even the tee boxes are cut. It's like hitting out of the rough off the tee. Save yourself $60 and don't come here. Looks like on a couple of holes on the back 9 they cut around the tee box, but didn't cut the tee.

This is the course is where golf dies a slow, agonizing death. To call this a golf course is kind a significant stretch. It’s as though someone took 18 flags and chucked them into various locations of a cow pasture. There are now fairways. You can faintly see where a fairway used to be but the rough and fairways blend into one large overgrown field more suitable for sheep than golfers. I booked a threesome for 18 holes and after we teed off on hole one, it was evident that we were in for a very long round. I hit the middle of the fairway and the ball disappeared never to be seen again. It was so bad we quit and requested a refund only to be told there are no refunds. They did tell me that they used to provide rain checks but it wasn’t raining so she couldn’t give me one even if she wanted to. Overall, I would suggest lacing this course with napalm and starting over. Abandon all hope, ye who enter this course.

Played 9 holes with a 4:45 pm tee time. The charge for green fees and cart fee was $45. No twilight fee special. For the shape this course is in, this was ridiculous. You can’t tell the difference between the fairway, the rough, and the native area. The greens are full of sand and are not cut to length. Some of the most uneven and slowest greens I’ve ever seen. Your ball will bounce across it, not roll. Unless there are some serious improvements, I will not return. Such a shame because there is no other halfway affordable course in town.